Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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What's this? 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
gewt the candwles! I havv a wightwer :3
Elephants think we're cute! 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
watch?v=dWzqvj0HLok
Heart transplant: A bad heart going out and a new heart going in 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
screw that, hearts on the black market could get you some serious cash! Just sell it and let's split the cash evenly, about $200,000 between the three of us.
Can't spell "necromancer" without "romance" 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Why does everyone demonize the necromancer? They're just trying to raise a family.
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I made a graph about work 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
why is the dot too far to the righ- oh.
#Equality 10 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Not only women, but a LESBIAN SPACE PIRATE.
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Any Harry Potter fans here? 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
The niffler stole my keys!
Enjoy your sleep 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Can we take time to appreciate the quality of this photoshop?
Wassup European fellas 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
A good cat 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
As beautiful as it is, i REALLY don't want humans to actually find them, because humans are arseholes. also, obligatory @catfluff
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I wish 14 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
richard
We have a city to burn! 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
ROBOT JOHN WICK TIME.
Seems Legit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Why do people pay $6000 for a cheese grater?!
Sci-fi movie directors be like 2 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Put triangles ON the hexagons! MAKE THE WALLS BLINDINGLY BRIGHT! P̗͍̯̱͓̻͚̊̆́́̚͘͞U̬̼̞͇̎̿͡T̛̬̱̥̫̐̀͛ͥͪ̈͑ͤ̚͢ ̯͖͂̄ͯ̿E̜̘̜ͨͦ̂̽͘V̴̘̜̜ͪ̈́̄͒ͥ̊E̵͕̞̺ͫ͗̓̊͘R̛̯̥̱͕̥̝͕̿͋̈ͧ̒̃͗́͘Y̸̶̪̰̞̩͆ͫ̍͑̽̍ͥ̀͘O̱̜͕͍ͯ́̌̓ͤNͮ̿̓ͤ͢҉̼̹̣́E̪͍͚̟ͮ̓̍̀͠ ̷̼̦̪̻̖̫͓̙̆ͬ̄͜I̷͖̙̗̰̣ͯͤN̬̤̹ͪ̑ͫ͗̑ͩ͆̆́̕ ̦͇͈̜ͯ̄͗͌͢S̹̥̦̣͒͠P̨̤̪̳̭ͯͣ͒ͧͥ̚Ạ̪͙̞͔̜́ͯ̄̇̀͠͡C̵͖̤͓̄ͤͯ̕͝Ę̦̣̤̗͉̆͆ͮͪ͛ͬ͌͌̋͘ ̢͇̤͎̜̼̋̈͞F̯͕̥̻͐͌́ͭ͞Ȯ̵͕̭̰̠͓̬ͣ͌͋͋ͣ̾̕ͅR̂̑҉̞̻̩̤͙͘ ͈̪̀͘͜N͐́͒̒̆̋ͦ҉̨͕O̞̺̙͙̞͙̺̼͔͊͋͐̆̇͒ͧ̾ͦ͝ ̧̛̱̹̱͚̱͍͚͚̊̍ͥ̓ͩͥͭ͛͘R̸̶̞̤̜̺͍͚̩͔͊ͦ̒̓E͓̖̯͈͇͕̞̞̾̆́A̴̤͍̘̅̽́ͩ̅̓͂̚Ş̖̯̼̳͙̹͖͙̓̈̓͐ͧ̔ͨ̀͜O̡̜̣̬̭̗ͭ̾ͪN̵̬͔̝͗͛̋̽̀̈ͪ!̸͕̺̱̮̌̈́ͭ͜ͅͅ ̛̬̙̍͆ͭ̆̀
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Hey read that again! 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Please help, I haven't scrolled nor moved away from my computer for over 40 hours, I need to eat and I feel like I'm going to pass out. I need taco bell.
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This one hit close to home 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Megamind is an unironic masterpiece.
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Duck speed, Mr. Sulu 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
(obligitory deja vu)
Snake Doodle #5 5 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Me trying to look at the teacher's small writing on the whiteboard when I already have trouble enough seeing:
What is love 8 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago 2
Look it's Jake 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Well, she's a guy, so...
Tragic 4 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Nah, the child was dead since childbirth and this is just a figment of the father's guilt-ridden imagination.
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"Oh shit" handle 6 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
For seriously dislocating your arm if you get into an accident, while not protecting you at all.
Salad 3 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
You also HAVE to add a fair amount of mustard.
Best car ever made 7 comments
porch_light · 5 years ago
Would you get two toaster-genies out of a toaster? Would they each give you three wishes totaling six, or just the 3? Does only one speak truth, and only one speaks lies? I need answers!