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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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I actually never thought of that, I guess I do only care about myself 7 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

The animals will live shorter lives because their lifespan directly correlates with a human's :(

What the f**k is going on in texas 12 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

In some theatres in Florida it's a thing.

Gamer knows 3 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

and i thought if i should make soup or chili for dinner

When Dad is in the kitchen 4 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

Aw come on, could be 'red hot chili peppers'

It really is great 9 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

*hugs you so hard you won't feel anything from the waist down ever again*

It's most effective 5 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

"He's cured."
No he isn't, he's f**king dead!
"I cured him."

BroJudge wipes slate clean so man can get back up 15 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

Yes, but punishment is the last thing it's supposed to do; the fact that it's changed to the point where most people think that it's main purpose is punishment shows that we need to change something in the system.

M O T H 3 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

can confirm

Pics from Wyoming part 5, this is also at the spring, it's the bacteria growing 2 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

Ugh, I thought that was a mountain range or something!

Facial recognition 3 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

Wait until you hear about the internet.

Photoshop Challenge #12 1 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

Being an atheist in Florida kinda sucks, people won't stop harrassing our family to convert. On one occasion, after they left, they loitered on our sidewalk for 10 minutes, then shoved a card in our door after my mom told them we weren't interested and never will be.

The 11 companies that own everything 12 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

Oh god, coca-cola owns coca-cola?! AND COKE?!?!

In loving memory of Butter 1 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

BUTTER NEEDS UPVOTES GUYS.

Malcolm in the middle 7 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

I know it says 'cry baby', but the poor font choice makes it look like it says 'gay baby'

O_o 5 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

Thanks, I hate it.

BroJudge wipes slate clean so man can get back up 15 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

Dunno why you were downvoted, prison was originally designed for rehabilitation. Sadly nowadays, it's turned into yet another tool for making money, while paying them slave wages.

You know ur f**ked 4 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

High schoolers when the math starts speaking English:

All the nations that have to be combined to equal Brazil's annual homicides 3 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

*moves to Brazil to murder one person*

Now I want a pitbull, just to get her THIS ! 1 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

then a policeman will come to your house and shoot it unprovoked.

All of the above? 6 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

I was thinking bottom-left.