Congratulations, Billy, you're being adopted by these two wonderful peo-
*gunshot* *gunshot*

Can't say this is inaccurate.

But... Snorlax learned Amnesia!
*game explodes*

That isn't the face of shame. That's the face of the villain feeling unemotional during a childhood flashback sequence.

Finally, the time where I'm ALLOWED to eat a hose.

Unless, of course, the option is 'sarcasm', in which case I love picking it.

Why is this so satisfying to look at?

I want to personally thank you for censoring the cringe emoji.

This baby looks like how the word 'grog' sounds.

I'll take the chef's liver :)

'Remember, no Russians'.

150.

People like this need to go to prison.

I always vaporize my soft drinks, just to be safe.

Definitely either the Akita or the Corgi.

I do this... but make them cry instead.

I dunno man, You both seems kinda gay to me.

Fleshgod Apocalypse - The Violation

Cereal is just breakfast chili