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A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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Fat and smart!! 4 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

she somehow looks both 70 and 30 at the same time. Not a teen, though.

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The Celiacs approved TV mount I received from Amazon 1 comments

porch_light · 4 years ago

I mean, they're not wrong. It is gluten free.

POS buys acres on amazon for "preservation" instead illegaly logs it 10 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Which is any at all.

Pet_foolery did it again 11 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

cats slowly turn people white.

You’ll see it once...And then never again 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Disgusting, get this spambot off this website. smh how are these still up.

Nothing stronger than a parent's love 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*police sirens*

That doesn’t work 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

The body.
Hooo boy, the body.

Very soft 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Why is your son also an electrode!?

How to end a career real quick 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

I've always hated Clarence. Didn't realize the maker was a pos, too.

Just shower thoughts 18 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Never actually thought about that. I always thought the people in zombie films wore leather to be flashy or display their power in comparison to the other people in the group, not for actual functionality.

Why 21 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Cursed
Either that or Fear

11/10 good boi 5 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*smashes the (A) button to speed up the process*

nipples on a breastplate 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Visibly confused by the title but okay.

Wolfs!! 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

A wherewolf *smoke bombs away*

Wise men say 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*laughs in vampire*

Sneaky bastard 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Don't worry, I'll fix that for you! :)

True facts 3 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*raises both hands so I can breathe easier*

What trait of your personality do you fake? 11 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Most of them.

That's what happens when you're not stupid enough to let your strongest Pokemon 6 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Oh please, Ash has captured a total of like, 12 pokemon throughout the series.

Tis the season 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*ahem*
Sorry. I just hate the word 'helloooooo'.

Name a song which does that to you 15 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

Ayyy macarena

Ultimate Despair 2 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

How could this happen to meeeEEEEEEEE?!

The stress is real 4 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

RANDY YOU'RE THE BUS DRIVER

Well... F**k 1 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

39 years youg

Tis the season 7 comments

porch_light · 5 years ago

*screaming*