Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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It do be like that 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*ball bounces twice*
wooOOOOAAAHHhh
15-love!
I mean, come on. 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
i know yall are joking but this still feels like a punch in the ribs
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Hell na 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*throws my oven mitts at you after I grabbed my pizza out of the oven*
(chuckles) I am in danger 1 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Me, booting Divinity 2 back up and playing with the boys for the first time in months
Everyday 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Okay, I'll turn it of at 1:30 am, I don't care what I'm doing. It's time for some self-control!
*three hours later*
I'm a failure of a human.
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All blue 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
da ba de da ba die
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Ooooohhhh no 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
the exclamation points make me very uncomfortable for some reason!
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Honey get the camera 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
If you piss on the tornado, it'll get uncomfortable and go away. Either that, or file a restraining order against you, but either one works.
What would you do? 6 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Oh come on, regardless of quality I feel like almost everyone on this site would eat like, 20 of these and only regret it a lot.
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Check the comments 10 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
As an American, I only use Fahrenheit for room temperature so I can have a comparison for Celsius. Seriously, why are we still using these dumb measurements? Is there an actual reason, or is it just the 'I hate change even when its convenient' thing we do all too often?
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i gots a craving for a number 9 like my shoe 1 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
We need some chicken up in here,
· Edited 4 years ago
Sleep Pods in a Japanese capsule hotel 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*laughs in claustophilia*
Holy crap would you look at those 3 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
He looks like someone screwed with the sliders making a Sims.
Hulk is always the answer 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Hulk juice
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Rob Coutu and his Kitty Tower 11 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
PLEASE use it more than one time ever.
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My daughter after screaming on the plane for 2 hours straight 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Lucky. A non-100% of my flights involve screaming infants.
Rip philip 4 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Caskets back then didn't cost several years worth of rent. Plus, most people didn't even use caskets, it was a natural, private burial.
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Savages 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
It's like orcs trying to use human technology...
Russian roads 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
MISSION COMPLETE
REWARD: [3 bottles of vodka]
New gun unlocked!
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Plo twist, he's a mineral 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
polished granite perhaps?
Guys, I finally found the word. 5 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
*changes your notification sound to your ringtone*
Day ??? Of quarantine 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Day ??? of quarantine: learned how to levitate. The world shall now burn.
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Sad 13 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Wait, an anime rendition?! Where can I watch it???
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Wait a second... What the hell did I just see? 1 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Man has a good summoning level.
Cograts dude you made it 2 comments
porch_light · 4 years ago
Yay!
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