porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
— Porch_Light Report User
Bob the monster 46 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
fight the power, nomtab_dna_rukoj
2
The cake was a lie 11 comments
Sometimes it's just one of those days 1 comments
Who's your daddy? 4 comments
Now that's a spooky costume 2 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
I lost 40 pounds in 2 days!! *sick emoji poop emoji ambulance emoji alarm emoji*
Did she overdose on laxatives, shit herself dry and call the hospital, them exclaiming how they had no idea how you lived?
2
Did she overdose on laxatives, shit herself dry and call the hospital, them exclaiming how they had no idea how you lived?
The fourth 3 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
Man, these chopsticks are dumb. Can't even pick up a piece of food without completely destroying it.
4
nice 4 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
Sadly, this would never happen because Americans think they always belong first. UCM sounds like a knockoff superhero group.
We need to talk about something 6 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
So, what it did was disable a part of the controller and nothing else? …why???
1
Years of academy training wasted 16 comments
I don't know, she seems socially distant lately 10 comments
Always use the correct knife 6 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
Given how the entire blade is flat, and the handle is relatively small compared to the size of the blade, I'd say broadsword. (I'm not an expert, I just looked at image comparisons and it looked closest to a broadsword)
Like a GOT f**king creatures 8 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
I'm going to rapidly mash syllables together in hopes of summoning a bear now, thanks for the idea!
A handful of rocks that I wire wrapped 9 comments
Need more photos like this 6 comments
That sweet sweet inkwater 4 comments
You bench what you f*cking deserve 2 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
What is going on with his stomach? I feel like any minute, I'll see a faint outline of his spine poking out.
1
If u know you know 4 comments
