porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Wonder what the answer is? 4 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
lamp.
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Scholastic Era books smelled the best apparently 20 comments
Have space for something wholesome here? 1 comments
Wait a minu 4 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
oh god please help someone crashed their car on the highway and im bleeding ver
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Star wars good vibrations 8 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
Yes, but so does Vader. Like saying a guy fighting a guy with a sword still has their fists. Yes, but if we're taking bets I think I'd know who would win.
Let's grow some tomatoes 8 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
This. You also barely have to do anything for them, they're very easy to take care of and will grow well on its own. Just remember, tomato plants are vines and will absolutely grow out of control if you let them.
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Got range like a railgun 5 comments
Brick smartphone 1 comments
Didn't want this one to die 38 comments
Someone respond to the man 3 comments
Star wars good vibrations 8 comments
Haha young people go swipe swipe 2 comments
Corona Virus: Got some good plans? How bout dis? 8 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
I love how absolutely nobody here used a reply, instead making their own comments.
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Step up your game women 4 comments
You better go buy me something 3 comments
You can't spell indie without die 3 comments
Quick! Evasive action! 3 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
Well, first we had plants ruling the world. Then fish. Then lizards. Now, mammals. Next in line is the birds, maybe bugs.
Flying cars 3 comments
porch_light
· 4 years ago
Or ritualistically sacrificed to a volcano to appease the gods and lift the drought on the farmlands
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R stands for really fast 11 comments
