porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Based dad 4 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
hehehe worn
Warm Buttered Moth is Tired 5 comments
Entitled teenage girl 5 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Huh. In the version I heard she was sent to... bear prison.
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That’s why we use the warp pipes 2 comments
Oh so that’s the problem? 9 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
NOT what I was saying at all. For people who are only a bit overweight, or wanting to be a bit healthier? Dieting and exercise is a very good option. I was saying that people with obesity or diabetes have to be careful about what they do, instead of rushing into a diet or exercise like far too many people do. There's a reason why the phrase 'consult your doctor' is ever important, as some people are literally incapable of dieting in certain ways without causing serious damage to your body. Diets seem like an appealing way of doing such, but suddenly changing your nutrition intake is a lot more serious than people make it out to be.
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Wdym I'm not allowed to drive on the sidewalk? 20 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
red sign stop. yellow sign slow. lowercase n sign you can turn around. white rectangle sign look at number, dont go fast. white broken line you can move lanes. solid white line you cant. solid and broken line together you can turn but only through broken, it one way.
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It can protect you from anything 1 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
This meme format has always bothered me. The tank is at such a massive disadvantage, it'd be easy as cake to get a double bounce or have the tank net the ball by bouncing it off of them. How could the tank POSSIBLY even serve, or hit the ball in the first place?
Oh so that’s the problem? 9 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
This. Far too many people seem to think obesity can be so easily lost with exercise or 'just diet'. Not only is that not true, people who are obese who attempt to lose weight by suddenly not eating or exercising a lot more is so much worse for your health, as your body is all of a sudden being taxed so much harder than it is used to. People have, far more frequently than news articles and such talk about, *died* by going on diets, especially KETO and other such extremes.
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Oh. Alrighty then 4 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
I'm more concerned that they aren't wearing any pants. Invisible people not wearing clothes is still public indecency.
Well, the most likely suspects at least 6 comments
Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
I would join but I don't have a mouth as of right now. Been meaning to get one of them but I keep putting it off.
Well I played GTA a little bit 2 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
probably leaving it on constantly in the background... or editing the photo, since no matter how long you play it always has a decimal to your hours.
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СOСК 1 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
I remember in middle school my friend and I would draw Pop's face from Regular show on almost every page with a small blank area.