Porch_Light

porch_light


A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.

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I have some lays in the corner if you want 3 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
this just made me self-conscious about the state of my room ._.
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Dramatically sweep things off the table 7 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
well, I've been meaning to get a new one anyways. SW E E P !
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Some great bangers here 1 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
me cranking Terraria Calamity's '1NF3S+@+!0N' to the max to drown out their wrong opinion:
Lunch is served @catfluff 6 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
catfull
Existential crisis at the festival 6 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
Unease at the board of trustees
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am i wrong though 3 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
geez* clearly this person is- (M1 Garand gunshot)
I pacifically like golden retrievers 15 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
That damn smile...
Pringle and ready to mingle 7 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
._.
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Dramatically sweep things off the table 7 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
My computer is on the table, can I get it off first or does it have to be swept dramatically?
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Wdym I'm not allowed to drive on the sidewalk? 20 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
(Chris McClain voice) alright campers, today your task will be to t-bone incoming traffic. Whoever has the largest damages gets immunity!
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Man proposes to other man with a bouquet of weed flowers, 1970 11 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
Man proposes to other man with a bouquet of weed flowers, 1970
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I'm halfway done 2 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
-May god have mercy.
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Man proposes to other man with a bouquet of weed flowers, 1970 11 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
Man proposes to other man with a bouquet of weed flowers, 1970
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I mean maybe he is 8 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
okay
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Angry birds and Cut the rope was epic bro 5 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
PvZ for sure, but jetpack joyride is a good honorary second.
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An elegant weapon 13 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
yall replied in the exact order you were pinged and i think thats funny
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We are already 50% through 2021 2 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK ITS ALMOST AUGUST?
I mean maybe he is 8 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
Cause everything is never as it seems
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If you're good at something, never do it for free 4 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
Moral of the story: be evil, do crime.
Cheesecake 6 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
Are your lips cake?
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Finally, we’re safe 15 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
That was Dutch, richard, you tackled a bystander!
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Finally, we’re safe 15 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
Vor den Deutschen bist du nie sicher.
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Where other see a defeat, I see an opportunity 10 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
Sheryl is going through a rough time right now. I talked to them, and apparently they can't help but feel awful about themself after remembering everyone calling 'em 'marshmallow'. Try giving them a compliment or throwing some kind words their way if you see them.
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I mean maybe he is 8 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
Why are so many of the autocompletes people messing up the lyrics to Fireflies?
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How do you sit as a visitor? Perso: It depends at whose house I am 11 comments
porch_light · 2 years ago
Probably a 3 if I'm being honest with myself.
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