porch_light
A porch light, slowly becoming independent and bent on conquering humanity.
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Time to go back to normal 3 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
the bots run internet explorer, be kind.
Cats pushing each other in the trash 3 comments
Opposing forces 16 comments
Anyone remember these? 5 comments
Emotional Support Bee 13 comments
Income? What income? 1 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
ayyy, it's Divinity! I love playing that with my brother, it's like a pre-generated D&D campaign
We're all gonna make it 9 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
musclegirl, muscleguy, Mitch Sorrenstein, i dont care i just want more friends.
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Playing the odds .. 11 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
One Second After is a book that actually shows just how screwed people are without modern technology, and is an amazing read. Anybody with diabetes? Almost certainly dead within 6 months, and that's being generous. People on antipsychotics/antidepressants? That'll definitely create mass hysteria. The law as we know it? Completely dessicated, and practically the only two choices for guilty suspects are letting them free or execution.
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Y'all have one job fellas 3 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
also, why the hell is asian separate from the other two races?
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Hogwarts is the SAFEST place on earth 6 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
'voluntary extreme sport' doesn't negate the fact that children dying in it isn't uncommon.
'under the care of Hagrid' ARE YOU SURE that's the person you wanna send to keep the kids safe?
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'under the care of Hagrid' ARE YOU SURE that's the person you wanna send to keep the kids safe?
Mildly NSFW fact 7 comments
Emotional Support Bee 13 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
once the shock of it goes away it'd probably be fairly cuddly though. I feel like @dr_richard_ew could easily make this a reality
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Another sighting of the Mothman of Point Pleasant, WV 5 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
man, if moth is dormant and he comes back there's going to be so many notifications to scroll through.
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Don't tell the Swiss 10 comments
Criminals are learning 1 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Hey, it's smarter than you'd think. Everybody can have a watermelon, but if you get implicated and your house is searched, finding a mask that's the same exact one the security cameras saw is basically a one-way trip to the jailhouse.
The trail 18 comments
We got u man 2 comments
Pure disgust 13 comments
porch_light
· 3 years ago
Dick, of all the heinous crimes you've committed this is probably the worst one yet.