I'd be dead in a week, but it would be a brilliant week

That will be me in 70 odd years time

Y.O.L.O.U.Y.A.E.A.C.R you only live once unless you achieve Elysium and chose rebirth

You mean that's not America??

Does that make Clint that dad that tries to get his kid (Wanda) out before it all kicks off and ends up causing half of the trouble anyway?

Hello. I've noticed you've been posting a lot about Hawkeye recently. Thank you

Clint Barton between Avengers and Age of Ultron

England- Bad cups of tea

Even when falling downstairs, I managed not to break a bone. Ligament damage, that's a different story

Grant is literally Barry

Green Arrow and then I can train with the rest of the DC tv multiverse

Also, Natasha Romanoff vs Scarlett Johansson

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Loophole found

I once was in an exam and there was about half an hour left and I just felt it start and it was the worst feeling in the world

Relatable

*cries with you*

*raises hands and feet*

Or you've never used a microwave

Nico di Angelo if he ever got a Tumblr