I would've voted remain, but I'm too young. The pound dropped to levels that haven't been seen since 1985, we ever so slightly broke the global market, four of the bog promises made by the leave campaign, some of them being the entire reasons that some people voted leave, have been revealed to be lies and people have panic bought magic stars.

By weird eye contact, I mean he has held eye contact with the others for up to ten minutes at a time and they have gotten uncomfortable and walked away

I have another that runs around all night and wakes you up at three in the morning by licking your eyelids, another that sleeps on the same patch of sofa every night, so it's covered in white fur and another one that has shown up today for the first time since August at a vets thirty miles away and has so far made weird eye contact with the others

Half of the horses at my stables are the complete opposite. The one I usually ride fake a coughing fit whenever I try to get her to trot, but is fine running around the field when it suits her

Bucky would too

Cardboard and tinfoil in a last ditch attempt to dress as a shadowhunter for world book day