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prancingpelicans


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like dude don't get me started on fighters I will make you regret it

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What the eff 21 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
I have been saying this to people for SO LONG
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I have natural curly hair how about you 35 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
I don't even have curly hair, just straight-up frizz :/
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Trueeee tho 12 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
I'm looking at you, Dana white
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ooops sorry 9 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
...the 925 area code is one city away from where I live wow
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My childhood felt real 19 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
...the only people I've ever seen playing that game have been older than 30
Marijuana ad campaign doesn't make sense 15 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
Dude he smoked it one time in a bathroom then effusively apologized publicly for it
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Two types of people in this world 14 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
Oh my god I thought the person in the picture was hanging
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Thoughtful Norway government 13 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
Yes but imagine this is other countries where everyone isn't christian
Eyebrow guide 13 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
I doubt that girls will change their face because of a post on a joke site that tells them to only have one type of eyebrow, even though it may look completely different from whatever they were born with. You can pencil in whatever you want and it is not my place to tell you not to.
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Oh murica 32 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
I actually think this is really good. Maybe it will encourage people to stop having children they can't afford.
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This happened once... 15 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
Maybe talk to them about their health and medical aspects of their lifestyle as opposed to telling them to lose weight. This can lead to weight obsession and eating disorders, while keeping it purely medical helps more :)
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Look at them eyesies 6 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
See now this is why pit bulls are my favorite dog breed
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Pro-Russian jobs 5 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
Indeed! I know not why they speak poorly of the glorious Putin. No disputin' the Putin!
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I can't even... 12 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
If you're in a bikini, you planned to be seen like that. In underwear, you didn't.
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My reaction when vegans admit they eat fish 24 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
Yeah I was pescatarian for a bit because I went to a vegan camp that scared the shit out of me but I can't live without raw fish
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My reaction when vegans admit they eat fish 24 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
Then they are pescatarians
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You'll ask to girls who want a skinny and tiny guy 24 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
Biggest things are confidence and not being desperate
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Who is your favorite comedian? 10 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
I think the issue with Louis ck's comment is that illegal immigrants can't unionize or demand better wage/conditions for fear of being deported so they are generally cheaper to hire for unskilled labor than American citizens
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Be nice 14 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
pls no homestuck
Be nice 14 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
What if I'm coral blue no. 5
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Can my dog eat that!? 27 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
Big dog that can eat tons of chocolate but only really small amounts of protein
Well put conan... Well put 5 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
It is a formal setting...people do call each other twat and cunt but not really vagina or penis
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Can my dog eat that!? 27 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
My dog ate an entire chocolate cake and he was cool but he ate one piece of chicken and we had to take him to the vet :(
A relationship like this would make me so happy 42 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
Ah yes of course. I haven't been keeping up lately :/ the spades quadrant, no?
A relationship like this would make me so happy 42 comments
prancingpelicans · 9 years ago
They're both actually dead or something like that. In homestuck, EVERYONE dies. Sometimes twice.
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