Holy God.

Everyone in Germany does that. I hate it.

Clothes, teeth, ponytail.

Maybe his parents didn't read the book, and he didn't develop properly as a child.

"fuck nut"

One time in Morocco I saw a cop try to push someone off of their moped because they weren't wearing a helmet.

I really want that book.

Does anyone actually know what milkshake is referring to? Because I think it means bj.

I have that exact same toothbrush, same color and everything.

"Lalala, on the train, headed to work. Oh look! A flying uterus just hit me in the face. Oh, well."

Why are we not funding this?

I think I saw that on shityoucanafford.com I'm not positive, though...0

It would be so fun to be on that show as a zombie!

I'd buy that.