Six-word stories 38 comments
primisthebomb
· 10 years ago
"Mom taught me how to shave." means that his father wasn't around to do it, and "Introduced myself to mother again today." means that his/her mom had some memory altering disease, presumably Alzheimer's.
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My favorite scene from MIB 3 comments
primisthebomb
· 10 years ago
Actually, the guest is right. What's not a myth is that they thought that the solar system revolved around the earth.
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McDonald hell 28 comments
Better call 911 'cause he just stole my heart 28 comments
Better call 911 'cause he just stole my heart 28 comments
Another Swag Cancer post 3 comments
primisthebomb
· 10 years ago
The reason that "you don't need condoms when you got swag" is because you never get laid, because you say things like "you don't need condoms when you got swag."
Buying t-shirts 23 comments
I think sometimes that i am alone in this. 66 comments
I think sometimes that i am alone in this. 66 comments
Weather Woman Stahp 1 comments
There's always that one guy 53 comments
primisthebomb
· 10 years ago
A tragic day in all aspects. A great life was taken, and an awful one created.
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About Shark Week 14 comments
primisthebomb
· 10 years ago
Shark Week as it is now is actually very unrealistic. You're more likely to die of a bee sting than a shark bite. I would be 100% on board if the media decided to make this change.
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There's always that one guy 53 comments
