pripyatplatypus

pripyatplatypus


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Dedication at its finest 11 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I think you're getting some wrong information there. Some, SOME, teachers will allow you to turn in late assignments for a decreased grade, but it has zero to do with the law.
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Bros don't do that 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I work on the street that leads to a parking garage, so I hear a bunch of dumb shit after the bars close too. My favorite one involved a girlfriend arguing with her boyfriend.
"That's not fucking normal!"
"Babe, come on..."
"No, fuck that. That's weird, Chad. Why the fuck would you ask me that."
"Crystal said..."
"CRYSTAL?! Ask that skank to do it then, you fucking weirdo!"
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Beware 18 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
As a way to temp us to see if we would keep pious. Doing gods work is not about pleasure or fun, although you are supposed to derive joy from it. If a woman (always the responsibility falls on the woman) enjoys sex, that must mean she's a harlot. For the man...well, he needs to get his dick wet, so the wife has to perform her wifely duties.
Beware 18 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Sex is not for pleasure, it's for procreation. Sexuality inherently diminishes the woman's value as broodmare and she must be protected. It's fucked up.
Beware 18 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
It comes from the evangelical idea that all your problems stem from a lack of faith and can be solved with prayer or religious work.
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Science 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Orgasms aren't always the point for some woman. I think a lot of men get super weird about not getting a woman a climax, which makes it more about them than their partner.
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How far some millenials are willing to go to save for retirement. 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Have you tried....just, not being poor? Sound advice there, guest.
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Does anyone do this? 50 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
They taught me to do that with my dog so she wouldn't jut out into traffic.
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Thanks school 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Exactly how complicated can your taxes possibly be that it takes more than 30 minutes through TurboTax or some other free service?
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I love it when the bad guys come up with moral and truth 1 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
You know what he means, Bane. There's no cash at a stock market, and it's not like they couldn't just cancel any felonious transactions.
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Could’ve swore there was a door there a second ago 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
That happened once to a work truck I was using. To unload it we had to park in what basically a wind tunnel, and a huge gust came through and just blasted off the door. It was very startling.
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When your car's in the shop, and your brother refuses to lend you his 15 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I am all for Braun Strowman just being the guy who flips vehicles over.
Why is nicolas cage 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Damn, beat me to it. It is great.
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For those that want to travel to the Far East but don't want fly, you can do it 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Sure, but I think it would be fun.
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You know what they say, whatever totes your scrote 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Mr. McKipper knows how to have fun.
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YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I hope not. Not to spoil anything, but the end of Logan was pretty well definitive.
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Where will you be when debt hits? 18 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
What is that symbol above the clock?
A commies life 9 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
It's a remake of a 1934 short called The Grasshopper and the Ants, although I never noticed the similarities with the Magnificient Seven. It's not a 1-to-1 analogy, but it's pretty close.
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Arnie on drugs 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Plus all those steroids.
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Everyone is all the same 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Never think brands care about you, except as far as you can give them your money.
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North sentinal island 30 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
The island is administered by the Indian government, but the inhabitants basically have 100% autonomy. There's probably less than 100 of them on the island, so the government just let's them be.
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Mosque in Vancouver helping the less fortunate 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
If it's anything like the northern US, the temps can flip on a dime, and people don't want to give up their shelter beds because of that.
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I don't understand ride share opposition 21 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I use Uber and Lyft quite a bit, but let's not go crazy here.
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So many feels! 31 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Logan, Runaways, and don't forget about Legion. They're all superhero stories with little twists that make them unique.
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So many feels! 31 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I watched Logan last night. It's not just a good superhero movie. It's a legitimately good film in its own right. It's super refreshing to see a Marvel movie that actually shows what it's like to have the ability to murder everything in your way.
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