She's a hugger, but he is not apparently.

Excuse me, stewardess...I speak jive.

The author Ann Rule worked with him at the suicide hotline, too.

It's where you grow communists, duh.

How we roll...with prostitutes.

Brazil has the largest Japanese population outside of Japan.

Is that the road in China that had the toll malfunction and ended up with the worlds biggest traffic jam?

The idea that Batman doesn't kill is ludicrous. A punch can kill a person, let alone a sound beating. Just because he doesn't have malice doesn't mean it doesn't count.

I specifically ask for days off during the week. The stores are empty during the day and I can usually get stuff done if I need to.

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it!

I used to work at hotels, and a pretty common idea was to oversell 10% of your arrivals. So if we had 100 check-ins, we'd oversell by 10. We would generally have more than that in no-shows, so it wasn't an issue, but sometimes we had to "walk" guests, meaning that we would give somebody one night free at another hotel if we didn't have a room for them.

I call the big one Bitey.

What you hu-mans call...emotions?

I have a laundry day only pair of pajamas I wear just so I can wash my normal pair. I try to get as much clean as I can.

There was a large push in the past to take emotions out of life. Men had to be men, stoic and proud. Public life was supposed to governed by an inescapable rationality that often left the most vulnerable people behind. Now, there's a cultural pushback against that that often swings way too wildly in the opposite direction. Emotions and feelings deserve a place in the public discourse, but not at the expense of everything else. However, when you're part of a population that has historically been marginalized, sometimes that's all you have.

Thanks man, everybody needs to hear that sometimes.

It is perfect on the inside.

I have the weirdest feeling that never happened. This is bad satire.