Fucking lasagna is what that is.

Hashtagblessed.

It might also be played in the winter because of the excruciating heat.

All his hand wringing goes out the window because he's, ya know, a psychopath.

I mean...the point if that bit in The Simpsons is that McBain is terrible at telling jokes.

I think ya'll are missing the point of what a safe space is.

Neither. He's a rich guy playing with toys, creating some cool shit, but he isn't a superhero by any stretch of the imagination.

They're all early career Chris Jericho.

White Substance: the neo Nazi offshoot of this website.

I didn't move to the northeast for 98 degrees and 100% humidity.

Nah, getting kicked point blank with a soccer ball is painful, more so coming from a professional. A flinch reflex is natural.

Wow, Kelly Mcgillis aged in 30 years. What a shocker.

- It's called a pilot because the term comes from "pilot program." It's not an aviation pun.
- Stop making dumbass acronyms for things. That's not what "going ham" means, and there is no hidden meaning behind the word golf, either.
- Hold your horses does not mean be stable, despite what the internet may tell you. It most likely has to do with keeping steady on while traveling on horseback.

Never skip leg day, brother

They go out the back.

"We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N." "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down."