pripyatplatypus

pripyatplatypus


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That’s gotta hurt 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Just like my whore ex.
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This NEEDED to be said! 16 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Then you watched a movie, and hopefully a good one. Probably have some food afterwards, too.
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Take a chance 13 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
There was this sob story fluff piece about how young Republicans working for Trump are having a hard time finding dates in liberal DC. Some how I doubt they'd find a ton of sympathy in that town.
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>the flash is on 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
That's pretty weird and creepy.
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Asking the right questions! 24 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Exactly. Quote Molly Ivens if you want to talk about how awesome dogs are, not Hitler.
Asking the right questions! 24 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Probably best not to listen to the words of an insane dictator.
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maath 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Did the whole class clap after that, too?
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Nooo! 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Be cool, Honey Bunny.
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Edgy 7 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I work 3rd shift and decided to go get breakfast at the fancy new cafe next to my work. They were so fanatical about their "old fashioned" policy they threatened to kick me out for reading the news on my phone.
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Best boss ever 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I had a manager to do that a Hilton Diamond guest once. The guest truly misunderstood what type of room he was getting, blamed it on me, proceeded to call me a "fucking retard" then demand to see my manager. The manager, who is no more than 5'5" came barreling around the corner, telling the guest that he would personally get his diamond status revoked for being abusive to staff. It was glorious.
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So true tho 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Wikipedia isn't scholarly, and that's not a bad thing. I'm in grad school and I'll often head over to a subjects wiki page if I need a detail that it's buried deep in some book but it's something I don't need to cite. Go to it for ideas, not for citations.
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White anger 13 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Real #1: "This is completely unacceptable!"
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Nut time 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I'm gonna make your hoo-haa look a rat in a rain storm.
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Won't allow her boyfriend to invite his friend to their party just because he's black 20 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Anything after a "but" is always pure, unadulterated BS.
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kill 2 birds with one stone 17 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
So, I work with homeless people. Most of them are here because of addiction or mental health issues, usually a combination of both. Getting them into housing, even transitional housing, as fast as possible and providing them with services to keep them there is the biggest deterrent to homelessness. It doesn't always work, and sometimes it takes two or three tries to get somebody permanently housed, but the bottomline is that a housing first approach works best.
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Now I found why they wear like this 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Crotchwalking is always a viable option.
Glad I'm not the only one 15 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Listen to Maria Bamford's "Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome." Pretty much the whole back half of the album is about that.
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The more you know 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Uh, I don't believe this. There seems to be a distinct lack of McDs around Nevada and a whole lot in Vermont.
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They might've just forgot 30 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
All you have to lose is your chains.
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Foot long 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Big socks.
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If only time didn't move so fast 11 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
As I've gotten older, I've realized there is no time limit on life (in a philosophical sense anyway). My parents only started to travel and take classes when in they were in their fifties. Take your time.
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Coming to a restaurant near you 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
Don't do that to them. They have enough to deal with without some jerk off making their jobs 1000x harder.
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Zeppelin were Lord of the Rings fans 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
They also have a song called "Misty Mountain Hop."
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Sometimes I don't know how I'm alive 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
I once drove from San Diego to Anaheim and remember zero percent of it. It was pretty scary.
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Lol, wtf 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 6 years ago
French Mortuary, you stab em, we slab em.
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