That's some nice ink. Good color, good design.

The US backed a coup to overthrow the popular, democratically elected socialist president of Chile and replaced him with a literal dictator. Henry Kissinger famously said "the issue is too important to be left to the Chilean voters."

That is very specific.

The actor has 189 credits to his name. Being typecast can pay the bills.

I mean, no I didn't.

I also want a strang family in my bed.

My favorite sports thing is big guys being surprisingly fast and agile. It's a fun element of surprise to the whole thing.

A happy employee is a good employee.

I got expelled from preschool for peeing all over the other napping children. The teachers deemed it malicious, which it totally was. I hated those fuckers.

"Listen hear, pal," or "ready to rock and roll?" Those are my go to phrases.

That's a little salty for a Mormon. It's not like they hate alcohol, they just don't drink it.

I never got that. It's all digital, I imagine the SEC would just cancel the illegal transaction.

Baker Mayfield is currently the greatest Cleveland quarterback of this decade.

For this stunt, she went on Kent State campus disguised as somebody else, then asked people what they thought of her. Once she got the answer, she would rip off the disguise and try to play "gotcha" with them. The was to try to see if they would actually say this stuff to her face, and they did. It was pathetic.

That's my gripe. I'm all for the message, but anybody who thinks that wearing Nikes makes them part of the #resistance is delusional.

I've never seen somebody with a pixilated dick before. Other cultures are wonderful.

You're missing the rest of the quote, where Elaine says that's ironic and the lady doesn't know what ironic means.

Machiavelli wrote The Prince as a jab at the reigning Medici rulers. He didn't believe what he wrote.