I get 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I like it.

A friend of mine has no middle name because her maiden name is supposed to take that once she gets married. I asked her what happens if she never gets married, and she said that's not something her parents thought about.

I mean, there is a lot, A LOT, more history behind the Vietnam War than just civilians fighting the Americans. They also spent the past 20 years fighting the Japanese and French, and had a long, rich history of anti-colonial resistance. They drop kicked the French out of the country at Dien Bien Phu in 1954 and spent 15 years building a wide ranging and popular communist party. The Americans decided to back the right-wing opposition party, which of course turned out extremely well for everyone.

"You're like the son I never had."
"And you're like the father I never visit."

What a nuanced political argument.

Yeah, that's too clean. There's an art and psychology to stacking shelves. If you make it look too nice, then people won't want to buy it.

Wait, is working as McDonald's a punishment of some sort?

The social credit system effects every part of your life, including whether or not you can travel, get a job, get a car, or who your friends are.

IQ is not an accurate measurement of intelligence, which in and of itself is a completely subjective term; people can have fantastic physiques and still be out of shape, just look at body builders, while bigger, less defined people can be more fit; and semen is only half the equation, so it does not "define" so much as inform what a child while be.

They are great at branding, that's for sure.

I mean, it should be a payroll job with legal protections that's taxed like any other form of employment.

I haven't watched any new Simpsons in a very long time, but Apu is an immigrant who started his own business and is a staple in the town. I get that he may be insensitive to some, but this call more for a character evolution than an flat out removal.

In the book The Shining, which is about the horrors of alcoholism manifested in ghosts, King decides to take like two paragraphs describing Wendy Torrance playing with her absolutely perfect breasts. It's so weird.

A lot of people have been asking me for my crazy minion name lately. On an unrelated note, I'm filing for bankruptcy.

Anybody who expected the Mueller report to somehow pin Trump to the wall was deluding themselves. Trump is crooked as a dogs leg and dumb as rocks, but he is very good as riding that legal line. That's why so many of in his periphery got caught and he never will.

That's Matt Riddle vs Keith Lee from PWG on February, 2018.

That's some extremely hipster shit, right there.

Wait, that's what makes a genius?

There's every possibility Harley Davidson will go out of business.

Your life is such a tragedy I ran a charity 5K to support it.

I watch a lot of basketball, and I'm now at that age where the first generation of players i grew up with are retiring. It's gonna be weird when Lebron finally hangs em up.

So, are the male actors the johns, or are the viewers? And are the producers pimps?

It's always a pleasant surprise when I look at my arms and see them.