And Sherlock Holmes never said "elementary, dear Watson" in the books.

Rich people paying for their kids to get in isn't a new thing. They got caught, and suddenly everybody is just SHOCKED that our country and the higher ed industry isn't a pure meritocracy.

Thank you, Macho Man.

When the top layer of your screen easily peels off and looks like a manufactuers screen protector, that's a design flaw.

The idea behind that is the government can't have a stake in any religious institution, which could lead to governmental interference. I don't care about churches being taxed, but I do think they should have to release their financials in order to retain that tax exempt status.

I like how the argument is "we've been historically shitty to so many people for so long that we don't have the capacity to help new people." But they won't help those homeless or those vets or anybody really; they'll just use them as a prop and an excuse.

Don't forget to grab that watch off the kangaroo.

Not so "Mean" Mark Calloway.

Nah. Assange released the DNC emails and refused to release the RNC emails because he said there was nothing important in them. He also has a love affair with the Russians and raped a lady. He purposefully picks and chooses which documents to release and how to market them. He's not a hero, he's just a fancy shit poster.

I used to tease my college girlfriend that she crossed the street like a cartoon character: eyes closed, head up, and swinging her arms wildly.

I had an interview with a mock study abroad counselor once when I was like 12 in order to get some experience in talking with a professional adult. She asked me a question about the country (Germany), and I didn't know the answer, but I knew adults wanted one immediately when asked, so I sputtered and made something up. She just looked at me and asked "do you not know?" I was extremely embarrassed and said no. She then asked "do you want to," and showed me a book with the info. She told me that the most valuable thing you can do is learn, and not knowing something is the first step towards knowing that thing, and sometimes you have to tell people that.

I think that's basically a plot point from Arrested Development.

He also gave HHH his win back, which is wholly unsurprising.

I think he's somebody who let his power and fame go to his head.

It's Disney, not the Soviets.

Because she's fat, see, and it's socially acceptable for us to make fun of her for it.

That's an actress names Jeanette Charles.

The city government is thinking about fining parents who don't vaccinate their children. Brooklyn, and more to the point Williamsburg, is a hellhole of new money and kids whose first name all end with -leigh and -lyn.