Blonde 8 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
It's called acting, which is just really, really intense pretending. A good actor can pretend their way into numerous roles and situations they aren't familiar with.
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He’s got a point 22 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
Yeah, so, that "ban fathers day" thing was a troll job created by 4chan shitposters. They do stuff like that all the time, and EVERYBODY falls for it.
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No, you can have them both. We're good here 2 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
Remember folks, Trump believes that the human body has a limited supply of energy and that working out will drain that energy. And that's why he doesn't exercise.
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Welcome to Britain! 6 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
One of the clients I work with has a disability, but he's not disabled enough to get benefits, so he has to work to earn money. Because he earns money for employment, he's ineligible for disability. It's a lose-lose.
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Very wrong decisions were made 7 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
They didn't at the time. Marvel was teetering near bankruptcy and only survived because they sold off the movie rights to their characters. It's impossible to overstate just how important the success of Iron Man was to the company.
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Someone please explain the logic of this 5 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
It's called mineral rights. You can own the property and even own the land, but you often don't own what's in the land. Also, eminent domain.
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Baby 4 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
It's funny, the reason so many artists did this was to show that the holy child never had to gain the characteristics of a man, because he already had them from birth.
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family 13 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
My biological father was an alcoholic who beat my mom and his mom so badly they were hospitalized. It's pretty easy to cut people off when that's something they are capable of.
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GoT ending blows 5 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
I honestly think he doesn't want to finish them. I think he's burned out and living his best life now.
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Possessive mountainous Capybara 4 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
When the first Avengers was filming I worked at the hotel the stunt doubles were staying at. They were nice, down to earth, and drank A LOT! Most of their bill was just alcohol.
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I want to go to walmart at least once in my life. 14 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
Yelling "it's a joke" doesn't make it immune from being dumb and anti-Muslim. Turns out, jokes can be fucking stupid also.
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Something doesn't taste right here 5 comments
Sike she ain't real 5 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
Hahaha! My last girlfriend would only ever tell me that shes disappointed in me for not doing something the same way she would have.
All comic book movies 5 comments
I guess they lighted the way for the dothraki 2 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
It was so, so stupid that they basically lined up all their forces in a straight line, used their cavalry first, then used their artillery. It's almost like they have no idea how to break a siege.
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My local thrift store put Bibles in the fiction section 18 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
Yeah, but why though? I'm an atheist, but I understand that people have religious beliefs and that sacred texts are their own genres.
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Rude demonic full Sardine 7 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
Maybe don't have anybody on the throne? The history of monarchs in Westeros isn't exactly a positive one.
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Considering the way he started in season 1 3 comments
No no no 7 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
You know, I was going to type this big long thing about how people shouldn't be okay with something just because it's "dark humor" or whatever horseshit people trot out, but honestly, this is all about context. Making a rape joke a hardware store is a bad look, and really there's very few places and contexts where a rape joke can land successfully.
Here's a hot tip: if you have to keep telling people that you're just being funny or defending your humor, you aren't funny. You're just trying to shock people, which is the comedy equivalent of the jump scare.
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Here's a hot tip: if you have to keep telling people that you're just being funny or defending your humor, you aren't funny. You're just trying to shock people, which is the comedy equivalent of the jump scare.
Relationship quotes are ready, just waiting for a girl to be mine 7 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
I had to tell a girlfriend once that she wasn't trying out to be a wife. If all you're doing is looking towards marriage I think you miss a lot of great things that a relationship can be. If it happens, then that's great, if it doesn't, then it doesn't. Don't force the issue.
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I'm sorry 10 comments
pripyatplatypus
· 5 years ago
This isn't satire. It's lazy humor that's been regurgitated and spewed out for decades and hasn't been funny or relevant for about as long.
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