pripyatplatypus

pripyatplatypus


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Apply hot water to the burn area 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Yeah, Barstool Sports is notoriously shitty. I wouldn't trust anything they say about...anything.
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I KNEW IT 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
That's right...it's sports entertainment.
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Fatality, flawless victory ! 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
That's a good way to give yourself a concussion and compressed discs.
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I mean, they ain't wrong 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
He looks like he takes an internship at his fathers investment bank then complains about all the work he has to do.
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For medicinal purposes only 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I mean, they probably ripped off a wholesaler.
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This guy gets it 13 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Theres a difference between cultural crossover and adaption and cultural appropriation. Listening to rap music isn't a problem; being a middle class white kid and pretending that you're a black guy who has had the same experiences as the artist is.
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I made this 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Let's go to work.
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US Army is getting absolutely plummeted. Who thought this tweet was a good idea? 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
It's multi-tiered. I work with a lot of homeless vets, and the hardest part is being thrust back into a world that's less regimented. A lot of these folks lose their sense of identity if their not in the service and fill the void with drugs and alcohol.
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It's sad but true 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Ain't nothing wrong with bro.
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I made this 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Honestly, The Americans and Angel had the best series finales ever.
Daily dose of "inspiration" 3 13 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Look at dem swim suits.
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Imminent unbecoming Eel 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Get this: you can also buy private insurance. Wild, huh?
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White african 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I once told a bigoted classmate that there were such things as white Mexicans and he was genuinely surprised.
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Well said 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
It's hard to overstate just how important the Andre heel turn was to the wrestling business. Hogan was the big name in the US, but Andre was a legitimate pop culture icon in Europe, Mexico, and Japan. Coupled with absorbing and destroying the territories (especially most of the NWA), Hogan beating Andre showed that Vince McMahon was a true trailblazer.
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Not a coup 34 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Goddamn y'all have a victim complex. It isn't, wasn't, nor will ever be a coup.
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The best President is one whom is intimately familiar with tax code. Prove me wrong 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
What's funny is, this how even the most successful movies technically lose money. Each film is set up as an LLC, and through some creative accounting, they always so a loss so as not to pay taxes, future royalties, and other costs.
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Orange man Bad?? 42 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Hnmm...that did not happen.
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This sign shouldn't have to exist 110 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Anti-abortion people don't give a shit about kids; they only care about making sure that a woman does what they want and strip away any choice they have in the matter
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Truth 10 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Why not?
Women are victims 21 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
You can tell that guy has been waiting all day to spring those stats on somebody.
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Who else sleep like this ??? 9 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Basically, except I hug a pillow.
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This season is going downhill 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
It's rushed. It may come as a big shock to a lot of people, but Game of Thrones is a slow show. They spend a lot of time walking and talking, with one or two episodes a season dedicated to battle. The last two seasons has basically been the writers going "oh shit, we have to figure out how to end this now" and having no idea what to do.
Blonde 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
It's called acting, which is just really, really intense pretending. A good actor can pretend their way into numerous roles and situations they aren't familiar with.
Merry Christmas from Niagara Falls! 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Thanks bud.
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He’s got a point 22 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Yeah, so, that "ban fathers day" thing was a troll job created by 4chan shitposters. They do stuff like that all the time, and EVERYBODY falls for it.
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