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Airline shenanigans 1 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Unless I'm traveling for work, I pray that my flight is oversold. I once got bumped from a flight from Vermont to New York (its 80 minutes total), and got 500 bucks in flight credit. I used that credit to fly from New Mexico to California and got bumped from that one as well and got an additional 1000.
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W-what about pizza parties! Those are better than unions! Taco fridays? 11 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I once joked with a boss that we were going to unionize and she sat me down and had me sign a letter saying I wouldn't because it was against company policy. It made me want to do it even more.
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Happy engineer noises 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
What a super useful and pertinent thing to do.
Spongebob is scarred for life 1 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
That ain't no photo. That's an oil painting.
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Respect 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
And, if you read the new article from the tweeter, they only in year two of their testing, when it typically takes about a decade or longer to successfully test a new drug.
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Respect 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
This won't be blowing up because research, especially on the university level, is rarely simplified down to a statement like this. Unless they had previously been researching and testing this drug, my best guess is that there is strong evidence suggesting that it will ignore healthy cells, not that it WILL.
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Non-violent shots fired 2 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
The backlash against this is almost as annoying as the actual non-controversy.
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Just the 101 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I used to work with a Japanese woman at my old hotel who taught me a few phrases. It came in really handy when we had the Japanese national track team staying with us, and I've used a few more times since. The guests always looked surprised when I used them!
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I don't understand what women want 4 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
What is this, 1998?
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The most iconic Joker quote 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Nah, that's just the Joker trying to bring people down to his level.
$900 Ambulance 47 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I think you're missing the point a little bit, guest. Costs and inflation in this country have so vastly outstripped wages that this generation and the next will make less real dollars than their parents and grandparents. We have become so used to the idea of low pay that we now start defending the owners and billionaires as mythical "job creators" with benevolent goals instead of as people looking to make more money by any means necessary.
George Carlin would have called y'all out on this 42 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I think you touched on a VERY important part of national non-profits: the people on the ground care deeply about the mission, but the higher ups are more concerned with the image and viability of the brand. Most give pennies on the dollar to the actual operations while most of the money goes to marketing. Always go local if you're donating money.
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$900 Ambulance 47 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Maybe they both should be paid more?
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Jimmy Carter = legend 55 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
The US helped back the overthrow of the popular and democratically elected president of Chile because he was a communist. They overlooked the bombing of Orlando Letellier in DC because the perpetrator was an agent of Pinochet. There are plenty of Latin American skeletons in the US closet.
I don't really have any pro-american memes on hand, so here's a dog in a hat 5 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
That dog looks like the mayor of a small town during they're 4th of July parade.
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Jimmy Carter = legend 55 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
We contained absolutely shit. The communists overstretched themselves in Eastern Europe, Korea was a staging war for Vietnam AND the last colonial war, and Vietnam was a debacle. I think a massive misunderstanding here is the idea that communism is synonymous with the USSR, which is simply not true.
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Jimmy Carter = legend 55 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I'm not disagreeing with you on the basis that the Americans had something to do with it, but there was no way the Soviet Union could have succeeded. They weren't that strong militarily or economically, they just hid their faults behind a veneer of perfection. The Americans outlasted the Soviets, nothing more.
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Jimmy Carter = legend 55 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
The Cold War ended because the Soviet Union was bankrupt from years of mismanagement. Nixon didn't do it, Reagan didn't do it, they did it to themselves.
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Jimmy Carter = legend 55 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Carter gets a bad rap because he was president during the oil crisis and asked Americans to have a modicum of self awareness. Reagan succeeded in shitting on him to such an amazing degree that he basically framed him as this America hating scold, and that image has persisted ever since.
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Everyone got their issues 3 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I don't think it's a matter of people not caring, they just don't care to the extent and in the way you might think. It's easy to assign meaning to people and their thoughts.
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The Wise and Wiser—Jim Carrey 8 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I've saved two lives with Narcan and let me tell you, it's damn near a miracle drug.
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My plan for world domination begins with... (Predictive text) 62 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I always knew you were a north African warlord.
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For those of you worried about the future 12 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
I too am planning on breaking into a rich person's house and kidnapping the family over the winter.
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Im sure that's how it's gonna end! 6 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
That movie is so goddamned proud of itself it strains it's shoulder patting itself on the back.
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Bigger picture yall, look after yourself 13 comments
pripyatplatypus · 4 years ago
Any job would replace you if it could save literally any amount of money in that time period. Be as loyal to them as they are to you, which is not at all.
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