Drake and Josh was already ahead of its time.

We stopped looking in our closets when we realize they've been inside us the whole time.

The nerdiest comeback that actually worked.

"No one's ever done that!"

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I work at a retail job I more or less hate, so it always lifts my spirits when my girlfriend walks through the doors.

If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?

Obviously Chris Pratt would be Hades.

Well, technically you know half of its genetic makeup.

Oh come on, mom. Riding the waves is a completely natural part of life.

I tried watching torrented shows on my computer, but the FBI agent in my webcam said he'd post my search history all over the Internet. Never again, man.

There's a coworker I have who, without fail, always "happens" to take his lunch break at the same time as me, even though sometimes he comes in hours apart from me. He usually tries to show me LoL memes and the like, but every time I try to get him to leave me alone, the next day he's at it again with the same shtick.

"Target is on the move."

That burn went right down to the bone.