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*hiding under a rock* 4 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

Stephen looks like he'd totally beg.

Corn eggs 1 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

You mothershucker.

Because they look totally the same! 3 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

What kind of monster would throw away a perfectly good burrito?!

F I s h g I r l e 1 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming!

Purge makes things awkward 5 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

"Hey Jack! Was that my car you were driving to work today?"
"Why yes it was, Steve. Why do you ask?"
"...Can I have it back? My wife's gonna kill me next year if I don't."
"It was nice knowing you Steve."

Mini horse 1 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

James, I lost my key. Let me in already!

For anyone who likes flowers, but never get them.. This doggo has a flower for you today 3 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

What a charmer!

Thought this stock baby looked familiar 3 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

Y tho

How does the internet know me?? 9 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

It's a walking dead reference.
P.S. Fixed it!

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"It's leviOsa, not levioSA!" 10 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

Ronald Weasley, it's Leviosaaaaaa!

How does the internet know me?? 9 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

"GrimReaper then escorted promanchild to the lowest circle of hell, where he would listen to the deranged mumblings of all anonymous guests for eternity."

How does the internet know me?? 9 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

@mialinay will remember that.

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Not the story we deserve, but the story we need 9 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

Only in Florida...

What a great guy 2 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

You know there's gonna be that guy that takes it all.

Can't see me 8 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

It depends on the competition, and "large" isn't quite the word I'd use.

This lion responds to news reporter's questions and then scares her off 2 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

I would not trust a chain link fence to protect me from a lion.

MUAHAHAHA!!!!! 7 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

There was a comic based of this:
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/S97GhGe

Eye swap 5 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

so help me, so help me

These are mosquitos. Remember to be kind to your web slangin neighbors 3 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

That spider can start a mosquito restaurant with all that food.

Just guy things 3 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

That's how an how an air conditioner works. It takes air in, compresses it, and blows it out as cold air. Warm air would be expanding it.

Keep scrolling 9 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

I RESPEKK WAHMEN

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'yall 41 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

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'yall 41 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

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No captains 54 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

Tongue.

Hmmm 7 comments

promanchild · 5 years ago

I wish I could upvote this a bajillion times.