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Any book my mama is holding 4 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
Night by Elie Wiesel
A Child called It by Dave Pelzer
You don't know me by David Klass (didn't quite bring tears to my eyes, but still struck a chord)
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
Last night I sang to the monster by Benjamin Alire Saenz
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Good "monday" morning! 1 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
That drink is sure to... ZAP you awake!
I'll show myself out now.
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An ant with expensive taste tries to steal a diamond from the desk of a wholesaler 5 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
The FBI would like to have a word with you, cycy.
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She detecc we must protecc 7 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
The real war on drugs starts now
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A man that knows what's good. Grey Switch is best Switch 4 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
I prefer red/blue myself.
"plays on repeat" 24 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
Can you corroborate, @grimreaper ?
*hiding under a rock* 4 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
Stephen looks like he'd totally beg.
Corn eggs 1 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
You mothershucker.
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Because they look totally the same! 3 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
What kind of monster would throw away a perfectly good burrito?!
F I s h g I r l e 1 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming!
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Purge makes things awkward 5 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
"Hey Jack! Was that my car you were driving to work today?"
"Why yes it was, Steve. Why do you ask?"
"...Can I have it back? My wife's gonna kill me next year if I don't."
"It was nice knowing you Steve."
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Mini horse 1 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
James, I lost my key. Let me in already!
Thought this stock baby looked familiar 3 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
Y tho
How does the internet know me?? 9 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
It's a walking dead reference.
P.S. Fixed it!
· Edited 6 years ago
"It's leviOsa, not levioSA!" 10 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
Ronald Weasley, it's Leviosaaaaaa!
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How does the internet know me?? 9 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
"GrimReaper then escorted promanchild to the lowest circle of hell, where he would listen to the deranged mumblings of all anonymous guests for eternity."
How does the internet know me?? 9 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
@mialinay will remember that.
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Not the story we deserve, but the story we need 9 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
Only in Florida...
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What a great guy 2 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
You know there's gonna be that guy that takes it all.
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Can't see me 8 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
It depends on the competition, and "large" isn't quite the word I'd use.
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This lion responds to news reporter's questions and then scares her off 2 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
I would not trust a chain link fence to protect me from a lion.
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MUAHAHAHA!!!!! 7 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
There was a comic based of this:
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/S97GhGe
Eye swap 5 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
so help me, so help me
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These are mosquitos. Remember to be kind to your web slangin neighbors 3 comments
promanchild · 6 years ago
That spider can start a mosquito restaurant with all that food.