The joke ---------->
Their head.

No being is worthy for such a monstrosity!

Okay so, my worst pet peeve is not with people whose first language is not English. My problem is with the people whose ONLY language is English, but they still don't know to speak it! Worse if they don't know how to write properly.

Jontron: ...I don geddit.

Cowabunga!

But by the time you look back he's disappeared...

Great deku tree?

*Bethesda

Stop, I don't need to relive such a traumatic moment in my life.

I mean, who wouldn't?

"And that's how I ended up breaking the sound barrier!"

How much do you want to bet they did notice, but didn't say anything?

Seriously, most people would just be out robbing a bank or something. It makes way more sense.

Reminder to always thoroughly check your bank statements for any transactions that you didn't make. I once had someone drain my account balance gradually over a three month period without me even noticing. I ended up losing about $250.

Formal "learning".

Why did this make me laugh? Of all things?

I'd like to see where she got nirnroot

It makes me wonder just who in the hell is dumb enough to brake in front of a 40-ton vehicle. Not to disrespect this horrible accident, but I've seen road ragers brake check semis. It's like they have a death wish.

I was that one white kid.

Just have fun. There's no time.

The wonders of being rich.

I'm trying to enroll in an electrician's apprenticeship right now.