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You may be cool, but you will never be Freddie Mercury riding Darth Vader cool 5 comments
promanchild · 13 weeks ago
I want to ride my Darth Vader, Darth Vader, DARTH VADER!
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beach 2 comments
promanchild · 13 weeks ago
He does it better.
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Words 6 comments
promanchild · 13 weeks ago
Even economic growth, what most people believe to be infinite, still has it's limits to keep itself valuable. That's what inflation is.
I don't get it 3 comments
promanchild · 13 weeks ago
Happens to me all the time at work. They usually get angry at YOU for not being able to hear their mumbling.
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Biggest fan spotted 3 comments
promanchild · 13 weeks ago
So how about that BOTW sequel?!
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Words 6 comments
promanchild · 13 weeks ago
Those two usually coincide with each other.
This baby was a mob boss in his previous life 2 comments
promanchild · 13 weeks ago
Oh no, it's real life boss baby.
This hit me 12 comments
promanchild · 13 weeks ago
I've been going through a tough breakup right now, and funny enough, I was thinking about why I still love her. This let it make sense to me. Thanks guest
Right in the feels 8 comments
promanchild · 13 weeks ago
Come on guys, didn't any of you watch fullmetal alchemist?
You can work here and still have your dignity. - Denmark, probably 45 comments
promanchild · 14 weeks ago
The problem with that is that there exists a very small amount of jobs that are even halfway capable of supporting a family. Note how I said "jobs" not "careers", climbing the corporate ladder, any corporate ladder, in 2019 takes much longer and far more work hours to get to a position to support even a modest family.
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huh 10 comments
promanchild · 14 weeks ago
I just KNEW that medival torture device was onto something!
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Because friends matter too 5 comments
promanchild · 14 weeks ago
Well, if it means I can still be frie- oh wait.
Happens every time 3 comments
promanchild · 14 weeks ago
See, everyone tells an introvert to be more social, but no one tells an extrovert to shut up.
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This helmet 3 comments
promanchild · 14 weeks ago
"You're that ninja..."
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Good boy gets a good meal 5 comments
promanchild · 14 weeks ago
Reverse searing?
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Skyrim in real life 3 comments
promanchild · 14 weeks ago
"See that mountain? You can climb it."
Skyrim in real life 3 comments
promanchild · 14 weeks ago
"Ancient" Hungary
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A lightning strike blew all the bark off. Very very frightening 8 comments
promanchild · 14 weeks ago
He's just a poor boy from a poor family!
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The then vs now 2 comments
promanchild · 14 weeks ago
That's even more impressive.
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Flawless logic 7 comments
promanchild · 15 weeks ago
I think you mean a pound of salt.
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I can dream 2 comments
promanchild · 15 weeks ago
The joke ---------->
Their head.
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wow 1 comments
promanchild · 16 weeks ago
No being is worthy for such a monstrosity!
Fixed it for you guys 8 comments
promanchild · 16 weeks ago
Okay so, my worst pet peeve is not with people whose first language is not English. My problem is with the people whose ONLY language is English, but they still don't know to speak it! Worse if they don't know how to write properly.
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Merciful synonymous Monkey 2 comments
promanchild · 16 weeks ago
Jontron: ...I don geddit.
*Insert Ninja Turtle catch phrase here* 1 comments
promanchild · 17 weeks ago
Cowabunga!