So cool you're having conversations with yourself because no one else is cool enough to talk to you

Not necessarily. It has less fat but it might have more chemicals or manufactured substances which can do more harm to your body. You need fats in your body. they are a good thing just not too much

There are 2 kinds of people

Apply cold water to the burnt area

We sit next to this really nice guy from France and in the Reds vs France game in France ALL the way :D my family hate me

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest

I've been upvoting all the ones that have like -1 or -2 for no apparent reason

Demin Crugs... with ingrown toenails

Ahh yes, Option 3: Die and Burn in the Fires of Hell because you need to pick one or your are not normal and need to suffer

I realised it's actually one of the people's names

There is no choice, it is Iron Man and I WILL FIGHT YO OVER IT!

What? You mean this is not normal everywhere?

I'm Australian and I get disowned by my family any time there is an Australia vs South Africa game because I'm south Africa all the way!

shouldn't it be 2 cute 4 me <3? or is that the joke O_O

WHAT?! O_O

I was like oh look a person then i scrolled and was like ... wait.... then had to stare at the 2 photos for a while

Im Australian and I just changed it to Telstra and Optus :P

She knows the stuggle