Proxxxy

proxxxy


Smart, funny attractive?
Lets add the inability to interact with peopel, social awkwardness, no actual skills and anxiety

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Me all the time... 3 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
OMG I LOVED HIM!! Chocolate and gravy, mmmmm
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Elizabeth from BioShock Cosplay 8 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
Still not as beautiful as fluke. Anyone who knows who this person is I love you so much
I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
Reds all the way.... Bloody crusaiders
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I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
The fucking cunt of a ref awarded a penalty for something that was not part of the play and then red carded the guy even though there was no proof of who punched first and gave them the penalty from in front of the goals so there was so chance they could miss in ths last 2 mins of play when both teams were tied
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White guy confessions 18 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
“Right, because your accent… at first I thought England but then I thought, no, that’s not quite it…”
“What about the spiders?!"
“My sister/cousin/brother in law lives in Sydney/Brisbane/Perth!”
“Haha! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!”
(Fun fact: Even though you might be asked, ‘What part of Australia do you come from’, only 2% of questioners are familiar with Australian geography. Just say Sydney.)
Is that why everyone from Ausland seems to be from Sydney??
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I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
QLD all the way. Also the reds vs rebels game *cries* :''''''''''(
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I agree, her kids suck 13 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
I was nearly born in a gourmet pizza shop
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Unfortunate shadow 11 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
This is 911 how may I help you?
Omg help my nipple is escaping!
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What if I had a boyfriend? 7 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
Oh dang guest
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White guy confessions 18 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
What does race have to do with all the 'common white girl' posts everywhere
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Big burger 10 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
No no no. It's not cut for sharing, it's cut for convenience. You couldn't fit that whole thing in your mouth so instead they give you smaller more manageable pieces :D
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Its about damn time! 9 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
That last sentence is so close to rhyming... so close
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He HAD husky 16 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
I had a cat who was friends with my neighbours dogs. It actually thought it was a dog. It used to get really excited and sit and wait for the car to come home and would almost fetch things and would always go over and play with the other dogs
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Spinner kitteh 2 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
It's like a hamster wheel for cats o:
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Important 6 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
Learnt is the Australian/New Zealand/England/Basically everywhere else's spelling of the past tense of learn.
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"UP" 5 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
After this I went and watched the first part of Up.... I then proceeded to punch a wall
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"UP" 5 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
oh....OH
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I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover
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Mobile flood wall in Austria, amazing feat of engineering 5 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
But even if it overflowed it would have only be a small amount of water not the majority of it and it saved many people's houses
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Oscars 43 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
B-b-b-b-but..... NOOOOoooooooooo!! Tell my husband I love him!
Poor teacher 22 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
I watched it after it was in the movies so basically everyone had already seen it and there was so much hype then I saw it and was like oh.... well that was good I guess
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Oscars 43 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
*slowly inches away*
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I hope tfios doesn't turn out like this 17 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
Leave and never come back!
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Jon Snow approves 7 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
Icy you coming up with all these really good puns and honestly, it makes me jealous.
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I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
proxxxy · 10 years ago
For some strange reason I thought this was a song and tried singing it my head but with a reallllly bad outback accent.... I realised after like the 4th line
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