OMG yes the pee shivers are the best. It's like when you really REALLY need to pee and then you do and your whole body relaxes then shivers

I think they mean, "Yeah but in Mulan it was a big deal that she didn't have a man because it was out of the ordinary, also teaching girl to tell society to go screw itself, where as in frozen it is just accepted that she doesn't have a man because that's just how it is".

Like the Sour Patch Kids. Sour then sweet

Probably signed by the gideons or the arch bishop of where-ever it is being sold

When my dad was 12 he rode his bike 80km to the beach with his friend and back with out telling their parents

The guy apparently felt really bad and actually stopped and pulled over. The deer is said to have gotten up and walked away
http://www.theguardian.com/media/pda/2009/jan/30/google-digitalmedia

I'm 14 and I knew that. Then again I did have a Fireman Sam read along cassette book

....God didn't write the bible *sighs*

Most people are fine and normal and understand how to not get killed by like actually taking the god damn headphones out of your ears before crossing the road and not putting a knife in the toaster and then there are some of the girl at my school who don;t understand basic things like this. They actually worry me. They only care about stupid things like their fucking instagram.

Get a seatbelt with one of those squishy cover thingies! :D

^ That is exactly how I feel. I'm 14 and honestly I couldn't care less about dating at this point. Anyway with fun substance and the rest of the internet I don't have time for dating

Put a gun against his head

I did that once. I just kept walking up to the fridge then downstairs again then go look outside and pat my dog then just repeat it again and again and again

Oh cool! My goldfish has been doing this recently. Like a lot. He must really love this sleeping thing to be doing it for 3 days straight

What is this sleep you speak of?

You could say they. Like instead of He/She is going to the shop - They are going to the shop

And when they get stuck get them out with a handy metal knife

And they are so adorable <3