For you I'd get the leather bound hard copy <3

You don't necessarily have to be a genius and know everything, I just wish people spoke in a more formal manner a lot of the time (not with friends and stuff like that like you can still be fun but be sensible) and had more general knowledge. The lack of general knowledge in people really surprises me sometimes

It's not really latin thats just the name but basically what you do it take the first sound and put it at the end of the word followed by ay. With vowels you take until the next constanant. Examples
Proxxxy = oxxxy-pay
eelluuxx = uuxx-eellay
Fun substance = un-fay ubstance-say

I can do pig latin! Does that count?

Well 'watashi wa' is'I' and a particle so thats 'I...' 'gasu' is the same as 'suki' which is like/love and 'ki' is like extra love and desu is like a full stop so I guess it's close enough.

chocorate suki janai desu (I have no clue if this is right or not)

No. Straight blood dripping cows livers. Then you get ice cream, brownies and hot chips with chicken salt (<-- The fucking best thing ever. I will fight you over it)

Would you eat a cows liver for food?

Eat what for food? hmm...

The new IPad mini mini and the deluxe extra large Iphone

/ɯoɔ˙uʍopǝpısdnǝdʎʇ˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ

This is the last person that said that to me http://www.growveg.com/assets/images/growblog/potash-for-the-garden.jpg

umm konnichiwa? But I can recite that french poem for you

Next stop we have the annoying guest who thinks he can be a prick because he can hide behind his anonymity

Perfectly phrased

I changed from french to japanese 2 years ago and the only thing I remember is this poem we did and the am/are verbs

But it is saying that straight couples are allowed to get married pretty much no matter what but gay couples can't in any circumstances in most of the world

awwwww :')

Well depending on how you are standing your tibia and fibula do bend slightly but not that much. Just imagine the amount of pressure they are under having to carry the rest of him