MINNNNNNNNNNE! MY PRECIOUS!

I'm leaving this planet and going to Pluto. I DO WHAT I WANT!

Mine! -hisses-

The truth has been spoken.

Um, I'm good. As a part of the Tumblr faith, we have Tom Hiddleston to worship and lead us to victory. Wait, I HEAR HIS LAUGH! AWAY TUMBLR PEOPLE, WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!

Yes. He is so perfect.

-gasps- WHAT GAVE IT AWAY?!

I am of the 'Tumblr' faith and I believe that puns should be part of every day life.

Loki is pretty badass in general. Even without Tom Hiddleston. But Tom makes him better. :3

That happens when you are an ANIMAL. Humans can't detect that scent.

Violence is a bit busy at the moment. He is dealing with Bieber.

Wait, I forgot to mention this -- high five, in the face, with a steel chair that weighs a good two tonnes.

Fucking fatness and diabetes and shit thats what.

Due to the laws of my ridiculous capability to jinx myself, I'm gonna say at home with nobody around, in the bathroom.

Thank you!

*demonic laughter*

Sleep is for the WEAK.

Do you have any idea how many times my brother and I ran around the yard pretending to be horses?!

I loved Animorphs!! :O