Oh dear, I have magically lost all knowledge on how to swim. Is there an application for a private lesson??

The picture is a Venn Diagram, not a pie chart.

...patrollin' tryna catch me riding dirty.

Oh dear God that is hilarious.

My body type is special. Mine is different from everyone else, though we may be classified as the same. Guys, mine is
FABULOUS!

If their relationship is going to hurt you, just step back, out of the path of the scissors. You don't need those people in your life.

I pronounce it like that. But everyone says 'gif' so I am alone...

Going on from the misinformed people talking about America, I would like Americans to realise that they are the majority of the misinformed people that talk stereotypically about countries. I have talked to a great many adults and children during my previous stay in America and most of them think one of these things.
a) Australians ride or own kangaroos
b) Australia and New Zealand are connected
c) Australia is an island
d) All Aussies speak slang
I have talked to Americans and as soon as I say 'I'm Aussie' they say one of the above. America, get your head in the game.

Did anyone else notice the little tube of tobacco magically disappeared?