Purple_Sleevies

purple_sleevies


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very true 32 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Yeah man if I tried that I'd get grounded for a year
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Not sure if brilliant or horrible... 6 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Perhaps a little bit of both...
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If you can get food, you're the real hero. 5 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
The most important of them all!
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very true 32 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Oh god I hate that
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adult cereal 9 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
"Captain munch"
Careful there, muching on things is WAY too inappropriate
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DAMN IT, JOSH!! 7 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Collecting your group of horcruxes
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The walking debt 3 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Aka, College Kids
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I have no idea what I was expecting 13 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
You were expecting some sort of vulgar string of words including many profanities, Come on now
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You were supposed to care. 2 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
As opposed to being irritating in the case you actually had to leave?
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Photosynthesis 6 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Sometimes I use big words I don't know to sound more philanthropic.
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There are often two sides of the story 14 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
This needs to be shared everywhere
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Acting cool when your crush is around 8 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
That doesn't look like skin that just was never tanned though, it looks more like leggings
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You gotta admire the innovation 5 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Maybe it was a kind of "Dude I wonder if we could..."
"WE TOTALLY COULD!"
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Acting cool when your crush is around 8 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
No cause wouldn't it then match her hands and face?
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When Ashley Madison hackers threaten to expose a million cheaters 5 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Something that's deserved, that's for sure.
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Greatest middle school prank 1 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Once in my Algebra class some kids did that to the teacher but they messed up and accidentally unplugged the mouse itself, so she knew immediately and they immediately got detention.
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How I laugh when I'm on FS in public 5 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
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This senator is smart 44 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Well maybe you should have to take one. At least then there would be something besides money driving a politician to popularity
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Defenitely the most confident man in the world 18 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
He looks the most normal, the others look like they were just caramelized
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advice to live by 6 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
I like that saying
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Ashley Madison hack 22 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
It's a website dedicated to married people finding other people to have an affair with.
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Ashley Madison hack 22 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
I think this is based on the men who were exposed. This person is talking about the girls who divorced their cheating husband.
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Skynet will soon be operational 21 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
Next thing you know they're taking over the world, Godammit
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*guy does over the top end zone dance* 1 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
He backflips and screams in joy
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Me when I hear somebody mention Funsubstance in public 6 comments
purple_sleevies · 9 years ago
I've found friends on here that I knew in real life, but didn't know they had an FS account, but never have I found someone in real life that has one.
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