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The original shia lebouf 8 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

I love Jeff Dunham!

Read the first word of every line ;) 21 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Cause they're all looking for...
A booty call

I hope someone gets fired for this 38 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

I would expect Perchu to like these though
Cause there's less Oreo

Read the first word of every line ;) 21 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

I did the same thing at first

Half pepperoni, half hawaiian 4 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Not the pizza!

I feel so scared 12 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

People knock on doorways if the door of a room is open

Maybe You've Felt These Feelings, But Can't Explain It 6 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Holy crap some of these are crazy accurate

Wtf Siri 4 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Thanks Siri

When my GF comes home with a Victoria Secret's bag and winks at me 7 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Oh but of course

When my GF comes home with a Victoria Secret's bag and winks at me 7 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Then pulls out perfume and sweatpants

Me: omg I hate drama *girl breaks up with bf* me: so what happened?? 4 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Drama is not always fun to be a part of, but it's usually entertaining to watch.

They are pretty much all the same 3 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Yeah because if everyone was happy with themselves the magazines wouldn't sell as well

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I can't be the only one 17 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

So Sero is back! In guest form

Bender gets it 9 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

What do you mean that's not ironic

Bender gets it 9 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Irony

The last button comes with a surprise 11 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Damn son

Best card ever 6 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

The ultimate friendship

All from one house 13 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Hopefully

I have no idea what I was expecting 13 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

I see your subtle video game reference, and I applaud you greatly.

What happens in aisle 15 stays in aisle 15 4 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

;)

Go back to Canada 49 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

.... If you were born in Nebraska.... you're legally and by definition American

Everyone hates England 38 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

It seems like people actually dislike England, where America is treated more as that one weird cousin that everyone hears stories about and jokes about them.

All from one house 13 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

A for effort, C for cocaine 7 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

Oh thank god for the disclaimer, I was truly worried there for a second.

Angry Motorist Attacks the "Stop a Douchebag" Guys (New Episode) 3 comments

purple_sleevies · 9 years ago

These guys are great.