Saw the title and was expecting the guy from allstate

What about the guy who had a romantic relationship with his car? They had sex....

#nomorehashtags

Why wouldn't they....?

My bf asked for a selfie so I said I don't have makeup on and sent him a pic of ET

I found him! He's mine tho :)

I was eating bacon when I read this. I can confirm that bacon is love.

Stereotype. The phones. Everything but words.

I will love him!

Please tell me they lived happily ever after

I laughed a lot harder than I should of

Bullseye

#girlprobs

I live in RH what u bitches talkin bout? I go through this.

It's like heaven and hell meeting.

So today me and my best friend were sitting in science Passing notes and I drew a weird little guy and she drew a dick on it with "scissors" over it's head. I said all hail the blowjob queen and she said that everytime you breathe through your mouth that you are giving someone invisible a blowjob. I just thought I'd share that lovely little story with you guys.