BURN!

Crispy human legs

Tell us this delightful story

The first time I read this comment I thought it said "fan-fart"

Have you never experienced a boob with your eyes?

I'm the art? I wanna pin you up against a wall

Does it taste like a fat angel dancing on your tounge? WHERE CAN I GET THIS HEAVENLY FLUID

Once I went to the beach and I walked behind a car and it suddenly lurched backwards and hit me but I'm all good! They were from qubec. I support you samdeancasbobby

VANILLA COKE?!

DAMN SON! don't get more smoother, I'll slip and fall on my face dramatically

There's cookies in the dark side too....

Chocolate chip cinnamon roll! Duh!

Muhahaha *turns around slowly with evil look*

Oh Hun, it's a crime scene in your pants once a month for a week

Really? I love them like every other female that has lived

Bite me