Purplecar5

purplecar5


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A endangered little fella 5 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Not so cute when it's biting your face off
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Maybe she gave birth to a shark 22 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
This happened to me in the middle of German class. Twice.
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How Well Do You Know Yourself? 18 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
DAMN SON
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facebook posts that will make you smile 20 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Right in dem feels
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its too late mother 26 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Thank you *bows*
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its too late mother 26 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
I am going to bite you. Okay? Okay.
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What the f 14 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
"what the f"..... Froyo!
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Nightmare inducing 12 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Am I the only one that cannot picture a normal panda now?
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Revenge is a dish best served frosted. 43 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Or in the world
Still waiting 34 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Boobs are just boobs. Girls should not be defined by them. Big boobs do get in the way btw
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A minute it took me 18 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
I DON'T GET IT
This Is So True!!! 102 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Why are blondes that bad? I mean yes some are but it's not fair to judge people on their freaking hair color. I'm blonde and quite frankly I'm a loser. I have acne. I also have blue eyes. Not all blondes are skinny perfect bitches. Preach.
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im just gonna leave this here 62 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
In the voice of stephianie tanner
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im just gonna leave this here 62 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Once a kid in 6th grade was talking and the teacher pulled the chair out from under him
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Trees and their hijinks 12 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Dr. Suess reincarnated as a tree
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This is a real thing 24 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Satan's Stalking®
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Men! 2 16 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
Thank you. I like your username
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sorry but i just dont get it oK 12 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
They don't come from average potatos.... We are all different..... We'll never be average..... (average)
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Men! 2 16 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
She will stab you in the middle of the night with a Popsicle in the eye then hide you where nobody will ever find you then fuck your brother. Don't accuse her of being on her period.
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I need this minion bed 13 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
She's.... Lonely.....
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Who said Onesies were just for babies? 16 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
You sir, have made my day.
Haha 8 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
2 broke girls
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I need this minion bed 13 comments
purplecar5 · 10 years ago
She touched the butt
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