Purple Songbird

purplesongbird


Dobby has no master.
Dobby is a free elf!

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My favorite commercial of all time. 2 comments
purplesongbird · 9 years ago
The famous walk in fridge :D
When I have 7 chats active on FB all at once 5 comments
purplesongbird · 9 years ago
Push the button game: You will become a millionaire, but Justin Bieber dies.
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Today history has been made 10 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
And I can't even parallel park my car...
For science 13 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Well, thank you captain obvious!
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Bishop 6 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Can someone explain? I don't get it.
Dat comment doe 9 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Someone, give this man a cookie!
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t*tty problems 16 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
That straw thing that she did went smooth as f*ck.
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Invisible jesus 7 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Well... I guess maybe you just found them again? :P
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RV logic 5 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Here in the Netherlands you also need a special license for the rv.
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Too ffff-ing loud 22 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Every time i see this post, i just can't stop laughing.
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Ring chair to spin around 15 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
I dont need it, i dont need it... I NEED IT!
The design I did takes too long to do it over again, too 8 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Every second takes too long when you have to pee. I agree... I've been in this position too many times...
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The design I did takes too long to do it over again, too 8 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Putting them in a bowl with ice and water will make them dry much faster :)
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Hon hon hon 16 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
*whispers* Omelette du fromage....
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oh god 13 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
I dont know what I expected...
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When a customer walks in right as we're closing 9 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Oh, I still have one minute before closing, lets get all my stuff as slow as I can...
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What if you don't use ketchup? 36 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Just like people who first put milk in the bowl instead of the cereal.
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Piano turned into a bookshelf 8 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
Can't wait until it will come off the wall IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING NIGHT!
A man's dream 19 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
For the one who wants to see the whole commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIutgtzwhAc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
What time is it? 8 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago
wow... very me... much accurate.
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AMAZING cover of Frozen's "Let It Go" 21 comments
purplesongbird · 10 years ago