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purplezebras


nutella is always the answer - who cares what the question is.

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XD 6 comments
purplezebras · 6 years ago
OHMYGOD SUPERWOMAN I CAN'T EVEN
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Creepy selfie 25 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
Oh thanks, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight or anything....
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What an adorable racoon 4 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
HOLY CRAP IT WORKS
Sad cyanide 3 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
THATS NOT CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS AT ALL THATS JUST PLAIN CYANIDE AND SADNESS :'(
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Waterpark 44 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
That picture is of Hersheypark. I rode all of those slides before - freaking amazing.
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Faith in humanity restored 3 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
That's so awesome. :)
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Man runs so fast he becomes black 16 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
We all sit here trying to figure this out yet NO ONE POINTS BABY BIEBER OVER HERE CREEPIN'
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Time to get rid of this Amanda girl 61 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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New cologne idea, we'll be rich! 4 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
Nah, we'd all just become dumber than we already are. The scent of Sharpies kills brain cells.
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And a diet coke please 8 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
heh heh it really is a SHORTcake
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I'll just nope away 48 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
If you'll excuse me now, I have to go MOVE OFF OF THIS FUCKING PLANET
Brilliant question 9 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
wtf humanity
All hail John Harris 10 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
You've done good to us all. GOD BLESS THEE
Some advice for boyfriends 21 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
I didn't! He friend zoned me.... I asked if he wanted to go out and he said no - we're just SUPER BEST FRIENDS. Yeah. I've been SUPERfriendzoned. :(
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Master of puberty spell 12 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
It's like Drake Bells's magical transformation - BUT HOTTER! ❤
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I would've guessed the same! 4 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
OMG I LOVED THIS SCENE
And is it bad if I thought Keanu Reeves looked really cute in that movie?
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I didn't think it was possible 35 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
BURN HIM
Kids today 27 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
I WOULDN'T GIVE A F*** ABOUT WHAT COLOR MY IPHONE IS. She's such a spoiled little brat. God! Stuff like this makes me mad.
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Clippy 7 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
I HATED HIM. ugh. you disgust me clippy....
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Salad, you funny! 6 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
OMFG GUYS IT SALAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHOO THATS A GOOD ONE
Behold, The Magic of Makeup 24 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
Aha the last one's funny... STEVE ❤
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Game over 12 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
woahhhh
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The face of disappointment 11 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
HER FACE = PRICELESS ❤
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Video game feel 7 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
Aw I remember when I did that...
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Let This Happen! 181 comments
purplezebras · 7 years ago
HEY! LOOK AT ME! I'M PRETTY AMAZING TOO!