what really gets me is if i forget to pull my zipper up at McDonald's with in 1/2 a hour there are pics of my junk on the internet but the most secure building where we keep the most dangerous people in the country has such privacy that they can rape and murder each other and not get caught. not to mention this prisoner that wasn't killed by other prisoners. we live in a age of technology maybe it's time to to make it so prisoners and guards don't have one inch to hide with out being seen.

easy to change just tell your girlfriend you saw her friend yesterday and she's looking pretty good and if you weren't with your girlfriend you would probably ask her out. just make little comments like that every once in a while. women are so catty that friend will be history in no time.

ya but which one has the more enjoyable life. Lose the news and internet telling you what you need to be happy and you might find out you don't need any of that shit to be happy after all.

and the Chinese leaders immediately bowed down and started treating there citizens with dignity and respect proving private citizens never need firearms to fight a tyrannical government and everyone got on there unicorns and went for ice cream and lived happily ever after.

now now lets not get out of control. maybe this guy is right and we need gun control to make the police comfortable. Maybe we are just paranoid about needing guns to stop a tyrannical government. China has some of the most strict gun control and right now a government that wants to oppress the hell out of there people but I'm sure peaceful protests will make all the politician over there stop immediately and treat their citizens with dignity and respect. that will prove us Americans are just being foolish about not giving up our guns. And if peaceful protest doesn't work then we will hit them hard with prayers and wishes that should do the trick.

never a wood chipper around when you want one.

kill me billy

ya and after they finish this there going to invent time travel and faster then light engines that run on cold fusion.

not a big deal he's a jedi. would we expect anything less from him.

bullshit that's what they want you to think but if they can fake the moon landing its easy to fake this. obviously each tower is a little shorter to make it look curved when it's actually flat. freaking round earthers.

fuck it take the heart back and give it to some one that deserves it.

step one earn there trust step 2 teach them to wear armor and fight storm troopers.

ya the cat was probably sitting at his full food bowl for 16 days meowing that he needed food.

just needed to tie 3 barrels on him and let the tide float him out. we all know can't go down with 3 barrels on him.

if its a dog revolution i'm on there side screw the human race.

when you were supposed to be rapping on a door promptly at 9pm but no one will buzz you in to the building.

actually it can be better. picture your hiking all day in the rain you finally get to camp and set up sleeping bad and tent eat some food. then jump in the lake biodegradable soap so you get out all clean. still naked you slip in to your tent and sleeping bag your tired from walking all day your belly is full and your clean and warm feeling like a mouse all cozy in his nest. all you hear is nature all around and the pitter patter of the rain on the tent and slowly you fall a sleep.