The one about "too thin too fast" is about a biggest loser contestant who people are worried hurt her body by losing so much weight so fast.

Haha yeah "as a kid"

Real mature, man.

I'm surprised plankton didn't just use Karen to look it up.

Geez Louise

Red

Not only is this sad but that doll is friggin creepy

When I was 6 I had an imaginary friend named lopper who was a "doctor" and I used to go to doctors appointments with her, play games with her, ya know usual imaginary friend stuff. And at 6 I would go to bed. One night I came downstairs at 9:30 and grabbed the butchers knife from the counter In the kitchen. I was walking upstairs with it when my mom stopped me and asked what I was doing and I said lopper was going to give me acupunctures.

This is the essence of 6th grade boys.

*facepalm*

Create clones of bowser

The pale lord mercenary of men, oddest nickname ever

Alpaca people?

Alex from target?!

I love that he couldn't spell even but he could spell depended perfectly.

i was eating a kitkat when i scrolled past this

Alec Baldwin?

My English teacher dated the voice of alladin

Am I the only one who used to call it keep it up?

And Zooey is usually wearing glasses

I'm a white girl and I absolutely hate pumpkin spice, but I love watermelon.