Well isn't that beauty and the beast just beauty and the big bad ass dragon?

Haha look he has no bottom of his mouth so if you get eaten you just fall out just don't get close to the teeth haha

My teacher once sent a kid home so he could rest because something had made him fall asleep

Or you can get drunk read an entire book in one night if you love it you forget it and read it again in the morning or if you hate it there's a reason you threw it away when you were drunk

Hey you pee every single day yes it may be bad when you sneeze when on a period but every single day you risk sneezing and pissing all over the walls on your pants (or if you're wearing shorts legs) your shoes down your socks its a real problem

Kris haha short name of it

I imagined it to be sonic idk I didn't think a stick figure man running could keep up so sonic was my man... hedgehog

Someone's gotta do it

It's been two years in the making for an answer haha but the rover takes a number of pictures with a selfie stick probably about 40 I think the puts all the pics together in one big one and automatically takes out the stick in the process so it can have the entire pic of the rover to send back

What animal is this because this seems like my kind of show

"Honey you want me to join you in the shower"-husband "nope"-wife "why?"-husband "Because you literally can't"-wife

Just wait for the day that you forget that you leave the water on and accept your fate

Say goodbye to the beard and his hair look at the first then the lastthe baby face would look better with a actual good hair cut

Just when you thought that was the perfect ending to a franchise "but wait there's more" a fast 8 has already been planned that's all I know so far but just whyyy let the poor franchise die peacefully stop bringing it back from the dead bc the only response you'll get from it is "please kill me!!!!"

It looks like that car is parked haha

Captain America's shield is made of adamantium halkeyes shield is made of quicksilver

Just text and say it's the wrong number if it's the dad but if the daughter responds acting like the dad you might have a bad time haha

Captain America's shield is made from vibranium Hawkeye's shield is made from quicksilver

This one is not quite ripe I'll give him a few more years.