I would do this with rosemary and lemons. It would look pretty and taste good

This movie was soo good

Bugs Life. I was (and still am) afraid of grasshoppers.

Deffinately not Ralph Fiennes. he cheats on his wives.
(Did you know he was once married to Alex Kingston?)

Love Kid President. He was amazing

Me with fictional characters (mostly dead tho)

Nipples before Dickles
(Does that even work tho?)

Nymphadora Tonks

*cries over Mr. Rogers*

Harambe
-RFG

It that Lesie Knope

I have information that will allow you to conquer the human race. All I ask in return is that you spare me and a few close friends. And a cat.

IM NOT EMOTIONALY READY RIGHT NOW FOR THE KIND OF FEELINGS.

The Holy Hand-Thermostat.

Yes and no. Depends on the case.
If someone passes out from water in their lungs or something, then yes, CPR /should/ (hence the should) help them regain counciousness. If someone has a heart attack, it just keeps their heart beating until help arrives. (I'm CPR and First Aid Certified from the Red Cross. A class that cost me $39)
Also what bothers me in movies is when people do "the breath of life" before compressions. you NEVER EVER EVER start with the breath. That could kill them if they have something stuck in their throat.
Or when they use one hand? You have to fucking break their ribcage for gods sake. You have to be strong.
Or when they don't use 30 compressions before doing the breath. Minimum 30 Is what I was taught. The breath is also deep, and you might get dizzy. Most people after performing CPR in real life need medical attention themselves from either the lack of oxygen, bruised or possibly (rarely but possibly) broken palms/wrists, and severe trauma/shock.

I want to beat this guy up, and tell him to try to force the blood out of his wounds into the bandages. Fucking cuntbag

*The urge to kinkshame is VERY VERY strong*

At my school, every classroom has a fire extinguisher, and every bathroom does too

Scotland are you okay?

Waaaay too accurate.

I want this, but at the same time, I want to explore, and adventure. I want to paint the world. I want to see everything, and do everything there is to do on this planet. I want to go to fancy parties where i'm the guest of honor. I want to meet kings and queens who consider me a friend. I don't want fame, but I want recognition. I want to have close friends who I can trust with my life, and I want a home that's always clean.

PEOPLE DONT LIKE HAWKEYE WHAT THE FUCK HOW CAN THEY NOT LIKE THE PRECIOUS?!?!?!?