In arizona, nobody gives as fuck about children. If a kid wants to fuck with a mountain lion, its the kid's goddamn fault for not listening to his parents/guardians that they can hurt you. (so to answer, yes, we get told, but if they don't wanna fucking listen, to hell with em.)
But seriously, teachers hate us bc Arizona is a right-to-work state, and they get paid only slightly more than a burger flipper, parents hate us because we don't want to get good grades or pay attention in school because of shitty schools and teachers and the substandard education across the state, All the old conservatives hate us because of all the mexicans and liberals or something like that, and we hate each other because nobody gives two fucks, so everyone does stupid shit.
@lady_deadpool will probably confirm.

Coyotes are adorable squishbeans. They're not afraid of humans, (at least, not where I live.) But the one in my neibourhood is really friendly, and eats the pests. (Once I went to the park across the street, and he was just chillin on the bench. I tried to scare him off, but he gave zero fucks. I gave him the cold cuts from my sandwich.)

When you're a scorpio, so all your homestuck friends call you Vriska.

Da real mvp

your username fits perfectly.

the other Ron was a vegan (meaning nutjob).

LGBTQIABCDFGHIJKLMOPQRSTUVWXYZ. why not put the entire fucking alphabet. It'll get to that, I swear. And when it does, I'm jumping off a cliff.
I'm bi, and agree we need rights, but the idiots on the internet are insult.

Trivago.
I love this meme.

And @notsofunny I totally stole the comment section, I'm sorry. I'll make a chat. :)

Its just fanfiction, so its not a major deal, but I feel like shit because I'm letting my wonderful beta (your boyfriend) down. I keep making promises about chapter 5 being done, and I did, but now all I have is like 4 paragraphs instead of the 1500+ words, I had before. And I can't seem to get in a mood where I wanna write this chapter. I have a great idea for chapter 6, but I absolutely hate writing out of order.

So Clinical, Time. But yeah. Its good to be home, (but like, I still have to go to school, so... ) ugh, I don't know. The musical I'm in's opening night is this Wednesday, and I'm ready, but most of the ensemble isn't and that's really frustrating. And One-Act Auditions are also on Wednesday, and I have a major assignment due Friday, but I don't have any time to do it.
Sorry. Y'all don't need to hear my problems.

I've been alright. Been dealing with family shit lately. Had to go out of town for a couple of weeks. God you've no idea how much work I had to make up. Not to mention an app I use to write deleted most of my shit, so I've been having to rewrite everything.
But other that things have been aight.

At least ya got that, lol. How have you been?

Look who decided to comment for once. Nice to see you again, Gal
@timebender25 your girlfriend is back from her lurking. Thought you'd want to know.