It's true, it's damn true
But you better stop fact checking, ya damn racists

Damn, I never even thought of that

Yup, it did

See, but the amount of time and money you would save would add up. If you have a 15 minute commute to work 5 days a week, you gained 2.5 hours of time to do whatever you want to do if you could teleport

I agree, damage control for the win

@carne_asada Thanks, I needed that. Time to eat a Snickers, cause I'm not me when I'm hungry

Yes, because questioning one's intelligence and education is criticism. First of all, I never told you that you weren't allowed to state your opinions. If you can find me telling you that at any point in time, please do so, and show me. Secondly, I'm hardly offended. You're taking me way more seriously than I've ever taken myself. Now if you'd excuse me, I've got a life to live outside of dealing with an argumentative assclown on a meme website, and quite frankly, I've wasted enough of my time on you as is. Good day.

If you call that a temper tantrum, I doubt you've ever been on the internet! See, that's called being a sarcastic asshole, that's just what I am. In case you didn't know, I don't think you're the grand master of comedy and I don't think you're an intellectual. No need to take everything I say seriously.
Oh, and by the way, next time, try not to mistake criticism with insults. There IS a difference, you know. One is helpful, the other makes you look like a jackass.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... communism is still a joke

So I post a stupid meme on a meme website and my intelligence is questioned? Sorry my sence of humour doesn't quite line up with yours, oh grand master of all that is funny. See, I prefer stupid humour, childish humour, crude humour and downright random humour. Just because an individual finds humour in stupid things does not mean that said individual is stupid. My apologies if I found this funny and you didn't, please show me what is really funny, so I may change my meme page to fit the mind of an true intellectual, such as yourself.

Hey dingus, communism itself is a joke

Hey dingus, the stereotype is the joke

Pantera

Hey, long distance is hard y'know

Lolol

Tzar Bomba

That's what he gets trying to fly United

*adorkable

Yass

Yeah cause you're there lol