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That's definitely some sort of witchcraft.

We have this thing called 'turnitin' where it detects which parts you have plagiarised and it's so stupid because it will no joke highlight words like
'The' and 'it' or 'acid' - generic words or names, and say that I plagiarised them.

And at least once a week, I take out one of these corpses and flick through each limb and examine all its tattoos to work out what it died for in the first place.

Nudityandnerdery sounds like he must be fun at parties.

I love how someone could make a time machine to save the masses from war and concentration camps or go back to change a mistake they made years ago, but no - this guy just wants to get rid of child support. So specific. XD

They won't be talon you what it is.

I bet that badass raccoon belongs to Florida Man.

He never specified how long the sheet had to be either, so just bring a longass scroll filled with notes.

Whew, that person has no chill whatsoever!

Hot damn to those forehead wifi bars :P

Wait, what is she doing? Is she sucking on his finger or biting it?

Aww, they're literally each others' other halves.

Not going to lie, that looks super badass.